I find myself in low social standing at my school, so I ordered this shirt in an attempt to be the coolest guy at the sock hop. It worked! This shirt is super sharp, and I was a real hit with all the coolest kids! I was able to dance the twist with Betty, the head cheerleader! Even my arch-rival Butch, the quarterback on our football team had to give me a kind hearted slap on the shoulder and say "Sharp shirt, my dude!" This shirt has filled the vacant hole I found in my socially awkward soul. Praise Boognish! Thank you for making such a swell shirt!